averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

moon-runnng:

Because everybody thinks I’m Canadian.

moon-runnng:

Because everybody thinks I’m Canadian.

this happens every time i travel

  • Random stranger i'm talking to :

    So where are you from?

  • Me:

    Vancouver

  • Stranger:

    Wow, you're from Canada?

  • Me:

    ha no i meant Vancouver, Washington

  • OR

  • Stranger:

    So where are you from?

  • Me:

    Washington

  • Stranger:

    Wow D.C. is a long ways a way

  • Me:

    ... i meant Washington State

what are you doing today oppa~

zbags:

Quithelda could hear the mosquitoes stomping, as if tethered in the shadows. Now and then, one of them would cluck mildly.

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